When the man is loading the dishwasher and the woman must come over because he is loading it wrong it is called the...When the man passes gas in front of the woman without so much as an apology it is called the shifting of the standards.When the man and the woman have eaten Indian food and are too swollen with rice to make conversation let alone love it...When the woman catches the man performing selfcongress next to her in bed and incredulously says Really and then he just...When the man lightly kisses the womans neck and the woman tenderly strokes the mans chest and the child runs into the...