Yoga for Anxiety
Yoga for Severe, Nearly Physically Paralyzing Anxiety
Yoga for Awakening the Artist Within
Yoga for Putting the Artist Within to Sleep
Yoga for Managing Your Anger When You’ve Been Quarantining During a Pandemic and the Very Same Politicians Who Blatantly Minimized the Dangers of the Virus and Turned Basic Safety Precautions Into Partisan Issues Receive Access to the Vaccine Before Your Only Living Grandparent
Yoga for When You Want to Feel Like a Cat
Yoga for Healing After Your Partner Tells You, “The Noise You Make When You Sip Water Makes Me Want to Kill You”
Yoga for Upper-Back Pain Brought on by Giving in to the Darkness
Yoga for Forgiving Your Parents Now That You Understand
Yoga for Lower-Back Pain Brought on by Giving in to the Darkness
Yoga for Awareness That Whatever Semblance of Democracy Your Country Currently Possesses Is in Irrevocable Danger
Yoga for Self-Love
Yoga for Lowering Your Expectations, Re: Your Capacity for Self-Love
Yoga for When the Thought of Looking at Yourself in the Mirror Makes You Want to Gouge Your Eyes Out with the Nearest Utensil
Yoga for Wishing You Were Still in Your Twenties
Yoga for a Begrudging, Reluctant Self-Acceptance
Yoga for When You Have Nothing Left to Live for Besides Yoga—No Hope, No Belief in the Good in Mankind, No Sense of Possibility Whatsoever; Yes, the Soft, Warm Sunlight May Hit Your Cheek When You Step Outside Because the Clouds Have Just Parted After a Gentle, Cleansing Rain, Yet You Feel Nothing, No Pleasure at All, Simply the Acknowledgment of a Fleeting Physical Sensation, Nothing More, Nothing Besides Yoga, All That Exists Is Yoga and an Eternal Cosmic Void
Yoga for Getting Abs
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